LMAO!!!! This is an actual quote from Danny Weir after our community service a Coastal Zone Management`s Library(Yes, they have a library, I know it`s dumb -_-), but anyway wehn we were leaving Danny walked off and left his phone on the work table. As we made it outside he realized that he did not have it and he ran back to the library as the library assistant was locking the door. She made a whole deal about his Phone and some other story about how someone else lost a ring in there too. I noticed Danny come out quiet and he ignored the woman and her questions; when she left he instantly exclaimed, "Dah Lady just thief my phone, dawg!" He caught MAD feelings!! (not knowing that i picked up his phone as i was leaving when i noticed he left it!! x] ) This woman who is about 40-49 years old was having her demise plotted by Danny. He even asked if i saw where she went, because he wanted to go get his phone from her. He wouldn`t be "violent", he would just take her bag and search through it, if she came at him he would push her, if he didn`t find it he would snatch her up and ask where is his phone, and slap her up until he got his phone ( but as he said,"I nuh wah get violent"). After having my fill of laughter and amuzement, i handed him his phone and he responded,"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooHhhh! you are a 'Genuine*'!! you almost got an old woman missing!!" Anyways, what would you have done if something was missing from you and you thought you knew who had it?
"*"- Look back in older posts for the words full meaning
LOL Unu da jokes... Well if something for me went missing and I thought I knew who it was, I wouldn't have gotten violent, I would just approach the person and ask... If they said no then I would take it as my lost lol... My example was when I left my phone charging in the student center the day when the Prisoners came to talk to us and my friends were talking about things going missing when I realize I left my fone at the back so I took off to go look for it only to find it missing when I got there!!! Don't ask how fast my heart started beating!!! Then I say Ms. Godfrey and ask here about it and thankfully she had it :-D
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